Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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