I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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