Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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