They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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