so explain again why im purple
no
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Randomize
