I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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