I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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