how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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