she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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