I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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