Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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