i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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