The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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