I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My ass is underappreciated
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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