I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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