I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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