Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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