i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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