i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Randomize
