And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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