Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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