you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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