apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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