dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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