Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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