Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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