On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My feet surprised me
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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