My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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