he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
The convent might be a nice break from real life
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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