Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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