I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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