i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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