Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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