Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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