what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Boobs speak an international language.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
