And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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