i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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