Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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