Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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