new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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