Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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