You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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