ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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