dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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