My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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