WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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