oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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