you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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