i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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