I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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