She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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