Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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