I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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