And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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