Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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