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Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
